The real truth about the truth about Potato

I never need to graze the interweb for very long before coming across a site denouncing the Potato and/or one of its marvelous starchy counterparts. Although I am very angry about this, I'm far too generously proportioned to smash anything up, so I'm going to blog about it instead. The message I'm sending to all those misinformed Potato haters couldn't be clearer - I've got a basement full of truth with your name on it, and, take it from me, the truth smells a lot like Potatoes. Furthermore, my shed is full of fact, nay, FACT, the aroma of which is reminiscent of chip butties. There is nothing in my loft, so you'd best not go up there nosing around.