This is a Potato clock (please see Fig.1C), so don't make me have to tell you again. To all those who ever doubted the low-fat/high-fibre greatness of the Potato, let this be final proof that you are oh-so-very wrong. God provided us with this gorgeous tuber in order to fulfil all our caloric, timekeeping and armed robbery needs, yet you threw it back at him like an angry and spiteful spoilt child who got Spirograph for Christmas for 15 years on the f***ing trot, for f***'s sake!
